THIS JUST IN

INSIDERS SPILL BEANS AT PHX

Insiders tout the fact that if Art Fairbanks name wasn’t Fairbanks his resume for manager of DVT would not have been considered for over 5 seconds.

In retrospect Mr. Fairbanks is more qualified to lead DVT than Mr. Murphy is to lead Phoenix Aviation. Mr. Murphy came from the water department, and everyone knows that water and av fuel don’t go together. While Mr. Fairbanks came from Parks and Recreation, and the airport is kind of a park.

The word is that Mr. Fairbanks appointment came from the City Manager, to the Asst. City Manager, to the Aviation Director, to the Asst. Aviation Director and to the Asst.Asst. Aviation Director. No one had the cojones to say this isn’t right. I understand that all wanted to keep their jobs and probably had no choice.

This afternoon maybe Mr. Fairbanks can perform brain surgery at Barrows on his way home from work.